After all those exasperated rants from the stage during concerts over the years I have finally done the decent thing and started a political party with the aim of shaking up British politics.
My colleagues and I have named it the Blah! Party because this is what goes through your mind when you hear our great leaders spewing out the usual old garbage.... '45 minutes', 'WMD', 'faith schools', 'nhs reforms', education education education'.... it's enough to make to put a brick through the TV - so have put my money where my mouth is and decided to take on the vile frauds on their own turf.
The Blah! party is ridiculously easy to join via blahparty.org and once you've done that you can start firing off policy ideas as we are aiming to be the most representative and democratic party of ALL...... YOU will write our manifesto! Bearing in mind of course that as I am involved it will not tolerate racism, sexism or any other unpleasantness. We aim to be a NICE party, and although we are not adverse to having some fun along the way we ARE deadly serious about holding the current ghastly crop of political clones to account on your behalf for the nonsensical decisions they all too often make.
The more members we get - the harder it will be for them to ignore us.... and the possibilities really start opening up so if YOU TOO have had enough then get over to the Blah! website and let's shake some action!
Captain Sensible, Blah Party leader